Happy Sonday Carpark joke Scene 1: 2 cars fight over a parking lot. (Witnessed today) a. Woman in early 50s got out of car: "I came first, you get out of the Lot." b. Old man sheepishly exit from the half-entered Lot. Scene 2: 2 cars fight over a parking lot. (My encounter 20-years ago) a. Young man in his 30s said: "I came first. You get out of the Lot." b. Older man with his wife: "Sorry sorry, 我无耻的,我下流. (I am despicable)" c. Young man walked away angrily. Scene 3: 2 cars fight over a parking lot. (My encounter 10-years ago) a. Young man's car happened to arrive at the just-emptied lot, but another old man snatched it. b. Old man car was at right turn far distance insisted, rushed in & took the lot: "I waited for 30min, this lot is mine. You just came. You wait." c. Both created a scene for 20s, before another car exit the lot near them. Scene 4: 2 cars fighting for a lot. (My encounter 10-years ago) a. Young man came from opposite...